I gave him the evil eye and explained, “We have a gun and scissors in the house. Which would you have preferred I used?”
Now you must be thinking why I don’t just leave them in the house in the morning. This is a very good question. Guilt. The boys were walked three and a half miles every day before we moved. Walking dogs in the new neighborhood is not possible. We have two acres that I think they should be allowed to enjoy. Provided they can keep their mouths shut. If Natasha the Mafia Princess would start disciplining the dogs, everything would be fine.